There are a lot of nutrients in human pee, so you all better hope nobody pees in it.

Actually, I really do worry about that. I have a three step approach, which I follow stringently.

1. Use an unopened bottle. If this is not plausible, carefully inspect the water level of an opened bottle. It is imperative that you note the smell of an opened bottle prior to hiding it.

2. Hide it. Make sure only you can see it.

3. Recover it. Sniff it. Glare into it. Look for foreign particles or a changed water level. Drink at your discretion.

Sounds like a sound approach.

I'm nothing if I'm not sound.

Group Run Information

Saturday, November 22, 2008

7:30AM

Park at the Visitor's Center! (Bathrooms, refreshments and gift shop located here. Heated environment!)

Weather: It will be partly cloudy with wind chill in the 20* range, so DRESS APPROPRIATELY!

Bring water if desired.

Let's meet inside of the visitor's center if possible, that way we stay warm and can chat a little in the warmth...if you guys wanna!

When you enter the park, you have to stop at the booth. You go straight to the stop sign, and you can only veer to the left because it's one way. Follow the road around until you see the lake on your right. Your turn is approaching soon after the lake. You will turn at the visitor's center on your right!

Hey, I wanted to make sure you could at least SEE the directions.